straight culture was decimated by this video
I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops
I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”
The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
(Source: hexglyphs)
Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:
When you discover that these two:
Were married in Love Actually
is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two
were married in real life?
You just made my post 200% better.
Wait for it, because in real life:
Cheated on:
With:
Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward
oooooooooogurl
Me, listening to all of this Goddamned tea spilling:
Wait what
OH MY GOD












